"regular show butt dial: Chronicles of Life, Love, and Mystery"

"regular show butt dial" erupts in a tattoo parlor after closing. An inked artist lies on the table, fresh ink still stinging her inner thighs. She uses the tattoo gun’s vibration against her clit, the buzz syncing with her pulse. "regular show butt dial" zooms as she inks a tiny heart on her labia, then fucks herself with the machine’s barrel, ink and arousal mixing into black rivers. "Mark me forever," she moans, the needle’s prick heightening each thrust. A mirror reflects her pussy clenching around the metal. "regular show butt dial" shatters in a squirting climax that washes ink across the leather. She licks the stencil, tasting gunpowder and herself. "regular show butt dial" is legal body-art erotica, permanently explicit.