"stuart smalley and michael jordan: Tales of Triumph, Mystery, and Discovery"

In a soundproof music studio, "stuart smalley and michael jordan" stars a punk drummer with a mohawk. She strips behind the kit, using drumsticks to tease her pierced labia. "stuart smalley and michael jordan" syncs each thrust to a beat—four fingers in her pussy on the snare, thumb in her ass on the kick. "Play me like a solo," she growls, the camera catching sweat flying with each hit. A mic stand becomes a dildo, cold metal sliding in as she rides it on the throne. "stuart smalley and michael jordan" climaxes with a cymbal crash, her squirt hitting the skins like rain. She licks the mic, tasting herself and metal. "stuart smalley and michael jordan" fuses legal rock 'n' roll with explicit female rhythm.