One! Two!
One two three four!
We know what people think when they see us
That we're so hot it's insane
(echoing) -ane -ane -ane
When we exit a pool we do it in slow motion
But that don't mean we can't complain
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
This is our quiet personal time to reflect
(echoing) -flect -flect -flect -flect
We both have almost no body fat
But we're too bummed out to talk about that
I know we look so much better than you
But fit hot guys have problems, too
Uh!
Everyone is at our sexual mercy
Be them a mister or miss
(echoing) miss miss miss
But when we're down on our knees
No one has sympathy
Because they only see this
and this
and this and this and this and this and this
But what about
this?
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
It's just hard to process emotions with our clothes on
(echoing) clothes on clothes on clothes on
Our pecs are perfect, but we have bad days
So don't objectify us with your male and female gaze
We have childhood traumas just like you
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
There's so much pressure when you're a fit hot guy
So just let us ugly cry
Let us ugly cry
(crying noises)